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Post by Drifter on Feb 10, 2012 21:43:37 GMT -5
Maybe you shouldn't try scooping them out with a spoon.
Why is the sky blue?
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Post by Brainiac 5 on Feb 12, 2012 14:50:52 GMT -5
It was going to be green, but nature claimed that one, and it didn't want to be repetitive unlike some other people I know.
Why do clocks run clockwise? |
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Post by Mime on Feb 12, 2012 18:18:09 GMT -5
Because clocks do not like to run foolishly.
Why are people afraid of clowns?
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Post by Brainiac 5 on Feb 12, 2012 21:43:25 GMT -5
The Joker. He's totally ruined any kind of white stage makeup for the rest of us.
Why do people bleed? |
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Post by Mime on Feb 12, 2012 21:46:29 GMT -5
Because people are machines. We run on red oil instead.
Why can't real questions be answered so easily?
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Post by Brainiac 5 on Feb 13, 2012 12:09:14 GMT -5
Because, sadly, most people lost the part of their mind that let them accept nonsensical answers, about the time that they somehow decided that the Tooth Fairy wasn't real. I mean, really? Not real? Come on, she's totally there...
Why are books made out of paper? |
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Post by Mime on Feb 13, 2012 14:34:03 GMT -5
Have you ever tried to read a book made of razors and glass? It is not very captivating.
How come penguins can't fly?
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Post by Brainiac 5 on Feb 16, 2012 16:12:57 GMT -5
They do have the ability. But if they did, they'd ruin their tuxedos, and as we all know, penguins are notoriously vain.
Why is older clothing comfier than new clothing? |
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Post by Shadow on Mar 15, 2012 14:41:32 GMT -5
Because more of your skin cells are in it.
Why can't fish fly?
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Post by artemis on Mar 15, 2012 15:16:56 GMT -5
Because they they prefer to stay underwater so they don't have to look at your face.
Why is Shadow such a stalker?
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Post by Shadow on Mar 15, 2012 15:23:13 GMT -5
Because she's awesome.
Is Artemis hiding something?
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Post by artemis on Mar 15, 2012 15:27:58 GMT -5
Everyone hides something from someone.
Why do people come up with the strangest things for 'gooses' in the Duck, Duck, Goose thread?
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Post by Shadow on Mar 15, 2012 15:33:25 GMT -5
Because they know they need to think of something hilarious to amuse the great llama.
Why do you have one of your eyes shut in your signature!?
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Post by artemis on Mar 15, 2012 16:29:12 GMT -5
Because I felt like it.
Why is Shadow a hero?
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Post by Shadow on Mar 15, 2012 16:36:13 GMT -5
For great justice. Because I have powers and I wish to use them to help others.
Has Artemis ever considered a brain transplant?
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