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Post by Brainiac 5 on Feb 5, 2012 23:04:31 GMT -5
Genetic condition. If you're born talking like them, it's destiny. Pretty sure it's a lame form of super powers.
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Post by Roam on Feb 5, 2012 23:33:17 GMT -5
So the trope Ill Girl can exist.
Why is Slade, a grown man, spending all of his time trying to exterminate children? |
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Post by PTAV on Feb 6, 2012 1:47:19 GMT -5
Because he's got high blood pressure, and he needs a relaxing hobby.
Why are Robin's spare costumes sized for his teammates?
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Post by Brainiac 5 on Feb 6, 2012 7:13:26 GMT -5
In the case that a Batman villain ever decided to leave Gotham and head down to SF, they would don them and use that extra moment of 'WTF!?' to take him down. Learned from Batman. Always be prepared.
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Post by Roam on Feb 7, 2012 2:15:43 GMT -5
"A clear cloudless day-time sky is blue because molecules in the air scatter blue light from the sun more than they scatter red light. When we look towards the sun at sunset, we see red and orange colors because the blue light has been scattered out and away from the line of sight." ( Citation.) /Anti-Joke Chicken Why are cupcakes delicious? |
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Post by Slade on Feb 7, 2012 2:46:07 GMT -5
The cakes are not delicious. The cake is a lie. The cups are great however.
Why do fools fall in love?
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Post by Brainiac 5 on Feb 7, 2012 7:45:50 GMT -5
They don't, really, it's all an illusion. They're fools enough to think that the other person, likely a fool, has fallen in love with them, and so creates the illusion that they are in love.
Why are Smoothies most often made out of fruit, and not vegetables? |
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Post by Roam on Feb 8, 2012 20:07:03 GMT -5
Because when vegetables are blended, they absorb plastic and metal from the blender which eventually kill the drinker.
Why doesn't Proboards support dohtml coding? :l |
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Post by Brainiac 5 on Feb 8, 2012 20:13:50 GMT -5
A good hacker had a traumatic experience with it, involving monkeys, and as he liked Proboards, he hacked on and prevented it from being used. As an angry bear ate the technical staff, they have yet to notice.
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Post by Drifter on Feb 9, 2012 12:55:23 GMT -5
Because otherwise they'd be under-cooked.
Why do I feel so tired?
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Post by Roam on Feb 9, 2012 13:53:26 GMT -5
Because you are dead. You don't know it, though, and your subconscious is using all of its ghostly energy to cast an illusion making you think you're alive. My condolences.
Why do llamas spit? |
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Post by Brainiac 5 on Feb 9, 2012 14:08:42 GMT -5
Well, they'd try to sneeze it, because it doesn't work quite the same.
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Post by Drifter on Feb 9, 2012 17:43:33 GMT -5
It is not stupid, you computer is stupid because it wastes memory.
Why can't everyone else admit that the only thing special about James Cameron's Avatar were the effects?
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Post by Brainiac 5 on Feb 9, 2012 18:04:15 GMT -5
Because we are not underneath a dictatorship, and therefore may speak our minds. And burn flags. -LIKED. THAT. MOVIE.- BI
Why is cooking so hard? :C |
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Post by Drifter on Feb 9, 2012 18:33:14 GMT -5
That is because your food is frozen. Try thawing it. (Not a bad movie but overrated)
Why does MTV not have real music anymore?
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