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Post by Brainiac 5 on Feb 9, 2012 19:12:50 GMT -5
Cause the real musicians are on strike! (True, definitely give you that~)
Why do muses for characters always show up when you can't use them? |
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Post by Wonder Girl on Feb 9, 2012 19:14:33 GMT -5
Because they want to satisfy themselves not you.
Why do people think Chuck Norris jokes are still funny?
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Post by Brainiac 5 on Feb 9, 2012 19:45:11 GMT -5
Because if they don't laugh, Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick them into the next century. -sagenod-
Why do comics contradict themselves? |
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Post by Wonder Girl on Feb 9, 2012 19:49:25 GMT -5
Because some writers don't like continuity.
Why do dogs sometimes bark when there is nothing there?
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Post by Roam on Feb 9, 2012 22:30:30 GMT -5
Because every time someone makes an "Arrow in the Knee" joke, some dog, somewhere, barks.
Why do webcomics update so slowly? |
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Post by Drifter on Feb 9, 2012 22:38:44 GMT -5
Because they can't commit to a monthly schedule like print publishers do.
Why can't I be more patient?
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Post by Brainiac 5 on Feb 10, 2012 17:56:51 GMT -5
You once were, when you were young. But your muse and your patience fought too much, thus it packed up and left, headed towards a person with a less volatile muse. So you do not have the ability anymore.
Why are pictures worth a thousand words? |
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Post by Slade on Feb 10, 2012 18:23:52 GMT -5
They aren't. You just have a strange understanding of currency. A thousand words is worth a bird in the hand which is worth two in the bush.
Why does it seem like the day is going by faster than usual?
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Post by Brainiac 5 on Feb 10, 2012 18:39:04 GMT -5
Because it is. A nearby asteroid has caused the earth to spin faster, altering its gravitational pull, and thus speeding up the day.
Why do people have to take tests? |
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Post by Slade on Feb 10, 2012 18:42:32 GMT -5
Because tests can't take you.
Why is still raining where I am?
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Post by Brainiac 5 on Feb 10, 2012 18:44:16 GMT -5
The sky is sad. Maybe the sun broke up with it?
Why do some people not have the ability to tell a joke? |
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Post by Slade on Feb 10, 2012 18:54:11 GMT -5
Because some people smother their inner children with their inner pillows.
Why are there so many stupid people?
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Post by Brainiac 5 on Feb 10, 2012 19:13:39 GMT -5
There's gotta be a ratio to the world, otherwise the earth would weigh too much from the weight of all the intellects, and then we'd all plunge into the sun and perish.
Why do some people just always inspire pity? ;~; |
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Post by Slade on Feb 10, 2012 19:19:40 GMT -5
Because their muses are depressed.
Why are there so many people who mistreat the poor?
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Post by Brainiac 5 on Feb 10, 2012 21:21:54 GMT -5
Because they're Scrooge reincarnated. And have no recollection of that fateful Christmas night.
Why are contacts such a pain to get out? |
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