Corrupt a Wish

[Brainiac 5]

Alright, this one's fairly easy. One person posts a wish, and then the next person grants it, but twists it around so that it isn't good. For example:

Person 1: I wish I had a unicorn.
Person 2: Granted, but it turned around and stabbed you with its horn. I wish I was rich.
Person 3:Granted, but all of your money spontaneously combusts. I wish we got a little more snow.

Get it? I'll start!

I wish I had a magical rainbow-eating pony.

[Roam]

Granted, but now you're a rainbow so your pony eats you... So the pony is passed onto Asta who becomes one happy brony. We can't have him being happy, now can we?

I wish I could control time.

[Brainiac 5]

Granted, but the first time you use your powers, you disrupt the space-time continuum and thus cease to exist.

I wish that I was taller.

[Roam]

Granted, but you're so tall you hit your head on door frames and eventually get a concussion and are buried alive.

I wish I had a puppy.

[Brainiac 5]

Granted, but it gets hit by a car a minute after you get it.

I wish my name was 'Fred'. BI

[Riley "Khit" Spade]

Your wish has been granted. Your name is legally changed to Fred. Unfortunatly for you, a serial killer who only kills people with the name Fred, brutally murders you.

I wish I could be a WEREwolf
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[Brainiac 5]

Granted, but you live at the South Pole, where it's day half the year, and night the other half. You don't last long.

I wish that sleep wasn't necessary for survival.

[Roam]

Granted, but being microwaved for three minutes every hour is now necessary for living instead of sleep.

I wish I had a legion army of giant crabs to take over the world for me.

[Brainiac 5]

Granted, but they aren't the best of listeners, and wipe out the whole population in the process. Congratulations, it's just you and crabs forever now.

I wish that hair didn't need to be cut.

[Roam]

Granted, but scientists accidentally make a mutant animal who eats long hair, and often the entire person with said long hair.

I wish I didn't have to do the dishes.

[Brainiac 5]

Granted, they now wash themselves, but the aren't very good at it. -cue sounds of a thousand dishes shattering-

I wish my dog wasn't crazy. BI

[Roam]

Granted, but now your house is full of crazy cats and crazy cat ladies.

I wish someone older than five could ride on a merry-go-round without getting weird looks.

[Slade]

Granted but in return the merry-go-round must ride you.

I wish that I bet on the right super bowl team

[Brainiac 5]

Granted, you do. The left one won, however.

I wish that there were no such things as commercials.

[Drifter]

Granted but now the shows are only commercial length.
I wish I wasn't in so much debt from school.