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Post by Brainiac 5 on Feb 7, 2012 15:10:44 GMT -5
Granted, because the government collapses and anarchy reigns. BI
I wish that I could eat as many brownies as I wanted to without getting fat. |
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Post by Drifter on Feb 7, 2012 17:49:57 GMT -5
Granted, but now the brownies are sugar free and without taste.
I wish that I was better with numbers.
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Post by Brainiac 5 on Feb 7, 2012 17:53:10 GMT -5
Granted, now whenever you talk to them, they actually listen. Way to go!
I wish that we could instantly teleport to locations.
(Ironically, those were the kind of brownies that I was eating when I wrote that post. I actually enjoy them! XD) |
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Post by Drifter on Feb 7, 2012 17:56:42 GMT -5
Granted, but only organic matter can be transported, you always show up naked.
I wish for the ability to understand every language.
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Post by Brainiac 5 on Feb 7, 2012 17:59:33 GMT -5
Granted, but now you can't communicate them, only understand!
I wish that time travel existed. |
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Post by Drifter on Feb 7, 2012 18:02:30 GMT -5
Granted, too bad though because it hasn't been invented in your life time.
I wish that my computer was a little faster
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Post by Brainiac 5 on Feb 7, 2012 21:31:29 GMT -5
Granted, and there it runs out onto the street! Ooh, watch out for that- Oh, um. Better like next time.
I wish that I could just think, and the words that I was thinking would appear on my papers. |
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Post by Drifter on Feb 8, 2012 0:59:14 GMT -5
Granted but now all you think is how awesome David Hasslehoff is.
I wish my wishes came true as I had intended them.
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Post by Brainiac 5 on Feb 8, 2012 15:30:46 GMT -5
Granted, but only for wishes you make in the next 10 seconds! 10... 9... 8... 7...
I wish that my dog could talk. |
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Post by Roam on Feb 8, 2012 20:02:59 GMT -5
Granted, but it only ever says very mean things about you.
I wish I didn't have a book review to write. |
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Post by Drifter on Feb 8, 2012 20:04:00 GMT -5
Granted but now you cannot read at all.
I wish that I could better manage my time
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Post by Brainiac 5 on Feb 8, 2012 20:09:21 GMT -5
Granted, but now you have absolutely no time to manage whatsoever! You just keep going... and going... and going...
I wish that I could instantly dry my hair. |
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Post by Drifter on Feb 8, 2012 20:13:31 GMT -5
Granted but the radiation from the quick dry gives you cancer.
I wish the majority of cartoons went back to the classic looney tunes style.
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Post by Brainiac 5 on Feb 8, 2012 20:14:56 GMT -5
Granted, but because people got so fed up with it, the creation of cartoons was discontinued. :C
I wish that my lips would never ever get chapped. |
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Post by Drifter on Feb 8, 2012 20:16:26 GMT -5
Granted but now you have herpes
I wish that people were less prone to assume the worst in people.
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