Crack Letter

[Brainiac 5]

So, this is a pretty versatile thing. You can fill it out with your stats, your character's stats, your family's... Yus. Pretty fun, and address it to the person above you! My example:

Dear PTAV,

This is sort of difficult for me to explain, but Beast Boy likes your mom. I realized this when you were assassinating George Bush with Fang. I'm sure you're frostbitten enough to understand that See-More is about to set your house on fire.

Go milk a cow,

Poet.

P.S. Starfire will never love you, just thought you should know.

...Yes, it's very cracky. Here's the template! C:

Dear -person above you-,

This is sort of difficult for me to explain, but (1) (2). I realized this when you were (3) with (4). I'm sure you're (5) enough to understand that (6) (7).

(8),

-your name here-

P.S. (9) (10), just thought you should know.


AND FOR THE CODE:

1. What's the color of your shirt?

2. What is your birth month?

3. Which food do you prefer?

4. What's the color of your socks?

5. What do you prefer to watch on TV? (Or which is most similar to your favorite show?)

6. What's the color of your underwear?

7. Your mood right now?

8. Which country would you want to vacation at?

9. What is your hair color?

10. What is your eye color?

[Roam]

Dear Poet,

This is sort of difficult for me to explain, but Hotspot fell into a ditch. I realized this when you were invading Austria with Madame Rouge. I'm sure you're masochistic enough to understand that Mammoth believes he can fly.

Go drown yourself,

Roam

P.S. Robin is out to get you, just thought you should know.

[Beast Boy]

Dear Roam,

This is sort of difficult for me to explain, but Raven has frozen to death. I realized this when you were dancing like mentally challenged squirrels with Kitten. I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand that Speedy is allergic to your earlobes.

Go milk a cow,

Hikari

P.S. Robin will never love you, just thought you should know.

[Angel]

Dear the funniest of the Teen Titans,

This is kinda hard for me to explain, but you are really a unicorn. I kind of found this out when you were kicking puppies with Mad Mod (did he like Mind Control you or something?). I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand that Red X is about to set your house on fire (...Which would be the Tower. Not sure how you didn't notice).

Your (awesome) everlasting enemy,

Angel

P.S. The grumpy grey one hates you, by the way, though I'm pretty sure you've figured that one out for yourself.

-fills out with Angel's stats-

[Elliot Knight]

With Elliot's Stats

Dear Angel,

This is sort of difficult for me to explain, but Starfire is in love with you. I realized this when you were dancing with mentally challenged squirrels with Mumbo Jumbo. I'm sure you're high enough to understand that Terra loves Hello Kitty.

Pasta with Love,

Kyd

P.S. Raven hates you, just thought you should know.

With My Stats

Dear Poet,

This is sort of difficult for me to explain, but Starfire is in love with you. I realized this when you were assassinating George Bush (brav0) with Madam Rouge. I'm sure you're open enough to understand that Blackfire is planning her revenge on you.

Go Drown Yourself,

Seph

P.S. Robin is out to get you, just thought you should know.

[Gia Stevens]

Dear Kyd Wykkyd,

This is sort of difficult for me to explain, but Robin and you are related. I realized this when you were learning to fly with Kitten. I'm sure you're frostbitten enough to understand that Terra is in love with your pet goat.

Your everlasting enemy,
Gia

P.S. Starfire will never love you, just thought you should know.

((...))

[Aileen Merle Whitman]

Dear Gia Stevens,

This is sort of difficult for me to explain, but Cyborg and you are getting married. I realized this when you were getting your nails done with Malchior. I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand that Terra hates your strange cucumber fetish.

Somewhere over the rainbow,

Aileen Merle Whitman.

P.S. Raven stole all the food in your fridge, just thought you should know.

[artemis]

Dear Aileen Merle Whitman,

This is sort of difficult for me to explain, but Kid Flash loves sniffing sharpies. I realized this when you were invading Austria with Malchior. I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand that Terra is secretly an F.B.I. agent.

Your everlasting enemy,

Artemis

P.S. Starfire hates you, just thought you should know.

(filled out with Artemis's stats)

[Shadow]

Dear Artemis Crock,

This is sort of difficult for me to explain, but Starfire and you are going to be dating. I realized this when you were dancing like mentally challenged squirrels with Fang. I'm sure you're open enough to understand that Terra is going to eat your cookies.

I hate your face,

Shadow

P.S. Beast Boy will never love you, just thought you should know.